Exhibit A: Tracey Emin – anything at all from her portfolio will do.
Exhibit B: What I just knocked up in 5 minutes:
A recent work, I can Cu Now
As my obvious artistic genius quickly became apparent to me, I had a huge flash of inspiration and produced this:
Trying to bottle the future
I have to confess that I didn’t make the beautiful bottle, but even Emin only has a little personal input into some of the works she produces and it is surely obvious that my talent in arranging this so beautifully is vastly greater than that of the mere sculptor who produced the vase, or bottle, or whatever. Then, I produced my magnum opus, well so far, towards the end of my five minutes of exploration of the art world. I think you’ll agree I ought immediately to be assigned Professor of Unified Arts in the Royal Academy. Here it is, if I can see well enough to upload it through my tears of joy at having produced such insight.
This work needs no further explanation. I rest my case.